This month, Bella from Dream Wife runs the gauntlet of our random, stupid queries.
Hello. How are you?
Currently regenerating.
Tell us a secret about yourself?
I’m a witch.
Who was your favourite musician or band when you were 14?
White Stripes.
When’s your birthday?
Leo season baby.
What was the first record you bought?
When I was ten my dad presented me with two CDs: Sugababes – ‘Angels With Dirty Faces’ and Nirvana – ‘Nevermind’, don’t remember first one I brought.
Reading or Leeds?
Festy – only been to Reading… Place – maybe Leeds, soz Reading.
Who’s your favourite new band?
Yossef and The Groovies.
How tall are you?
5″6.
How punk are you out of ten?
6.66.
Who is your favourite member of One Direction?
The cute one.
What did you last dream about?
Floating around in the big, wide ocean, rising and falling through waves the size of mountains.
What strength Nandos sauce do you order?
Medium, but it’s never spicy enough.
If you won the lottery, what would you spend the cash on?
Weed.
What was the last thing you broke?
If you watch our new video for ‘Fire’ you’ll see us jumping all over the roof of an old jeep; we had to pay extra for damages…
How do you feel about Marmite?
Nervous yet curious.
Have you ever won anything?
Year 6 talent show, I was a magician. Turning milk into water and reading my teachers minds, you know the drill.
What is your earliest memory?
Sitting on a wall in my friends garden and being swarmed by ants, my mum was finding them in my ears, belly button and… yeah, for weeks after.
What’s the scariest thing you’ve ever done?
Jack the Ripper tour.
Have you ever seen a ghost?
We mess around with Ouija boards all too often.
What is the best present you’ve ever been given?
Jack the Ripper tour.
Do you ever wear socks in bed?
Only in states of emergency.
Taken from the October issue of Dork, out now.