Earlier today, we reported on a mysterious tweet Lana Del Rey made overnight.
In it, she revealed four dates (February 24th, March 26th, April 24th and May 23rd), and claimed that ‘ingredients can b found online”. Like all sensible people, we presumed this was in some way related to new music. Because, y’know, new album coming. Obviously it’s about that, right?
Sure, we noticed some people had pointed out the dates aligned with lunar cycles, and dates of the ‘waning crescent moon’, but honestly – new music. Obviously new music.
https://twitter.com/LanaDelRey/status/834964849264205825
Or casting spells on Donald Trump.
Yep, some eagle-eyed Twitter types have noticed those dates also marry up perfectly with those stated by witches attempting to get Trump out of office with a ‘binding spell’.
The mass spell is apparently to be cast at midnight EST on February 24th, March 26th, April 24th and… yep… May 23rd.
https://twitter.com/noirnostalgia/status/834966465879109633
It isn’t just a coincidence all these things are based around lunar cycles. It’s proof. Lana is doing spells to save us from evil, and thus proving herself the best pop star on the planet right now.
Please don’t turn us into frogs, LDR.