HRH Queen of all Pop Charli XCX recorded a whole album this weekend, because that is what HRH Queen of all Pop Charli XCX is capable of doing, if she wants.
First, she tweeted out on Saturday that she planned to make a record in a day with PC Music’s AG Cook.
i'm gonna make an album in a day 2morrow w @agcook404 just for fun and it will probably never come out but it might be AMAZING who knows? pic.twitter.com/5JQ3QgDmlc
— Charli (@charli_xcx) May 12, 2017
But she wouldn’t ACTUALLY make a record in a day, would she? Of course she wouldn’t. No mere mortal could make a whole record in a day.
this was yesterday. 9 songs. 20 steps/party party/in my arms/happy now/dreams/7 days/everything/I don't wanna know/I got it.
— Charli (@charli_xcx) May 14, 2017
She’s not human. She’s something else. Royalty may not be far enough. Charli XCX is from another astral plane.
Or Cambridge.
Will we hear this album? We don’t know, Dear Reader. Ask Charli. How much can you delay an album made in a day?